wat bout pragnant strippers??
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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