i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We were destined to go to rehab together
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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