Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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