Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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