So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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