C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
