I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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