god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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