Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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