come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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