so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just cut my nipple shaving
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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