Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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