OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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