Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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