PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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