I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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