Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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