even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
