Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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