North Korea, Best Korea!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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