I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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