chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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