Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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