How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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