D3 body, D1 cock
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
And then my night got REAL pukey
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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