you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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