he shaved USA in his pubs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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