He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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