i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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