Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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