Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you had me at cake vodka
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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