I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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