Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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