Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just want nice things and good sex
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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