I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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