She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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