The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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