Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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