I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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