Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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