Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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