It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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