so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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