another moral hangover. fuck.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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