Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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