No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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