she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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