After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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