I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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