He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
be right there i have to get my cape
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
