roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just cropdusted the office
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
