I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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